{"title":"Pre-Order","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-official-dumpster-fire-coloring-book","title":"The Official Dumpster Fire Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-Order for Release June 23rd. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis item is a pre-order and will ship on or around the estimated ship date listed above. If your order includes both pre-order and in-stock items, everything will ship together when the pre-order is ready. Want in-stock items sooner? Please place a separate order. For full details, see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/100soft.shop\/policies\/shipping-policy\" title=\"Shipping Policy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaugh your way through life’s disasters as you get to know the world of Dumpster Fire in this humorous and snarky official coloring book featuring 38 illustrations printed on high-quality, bleed-resistant perforated pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeel like your life is a waking nightmare? You’re in luck, ‘cause Dumpster Fire is here to cheer you up! Cute, chaotic, and endlessly relatable, Dumpster Fire is the mascot that keeps you going when everything has gone from bad to worse. They are a symbol of happy nihilism, embodying all of your most sassy thoughts as you plow through life’s disasters, and they’re ready to turn your day around!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFilled with 38 black-and-white illustrations on high-quality, bleed-resistant paper, \u003cem\u003eThe Official Dumpster Fire Coloring Book\u003c\/em\u003eis the official coloring book by internet sensation Dumpster Fire’s founder, Truck Torrence (aka 100% Soft). Get to know Dumpster Fire and their garbage-loving friends like Trash Panda, Trash Kitties, and Pizza Rat as you follow them through nuclear explosions, torrential floods, alien abductions, and everything in between!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans old and new, and featuring perforated, single-sided pages so you can frame and display your art, \u003cem\u003eThe Official Dumpster Fire Coloring Book\u003c\/em\u003e will delight you as you bring each hilarious illustration to life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso available from one of our retail partners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Amazon\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0FQHWPGXP\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAmazon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Barnes and Noble\" href=\"https:\/\/barnesandnoble.sjv.io\/c\/128773\/1894547\/22009?subId1=PRHEFFDF5A7F1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBarnes and Noble\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Books A Million\" href=\"https:\/\/www.booksamillion.com\/p\/9798217273072?cjdata=MXxOfDB8WXww\u0026amp;AID=10747236\u0026amp;PID=8373827\u0026amp;SID=PRHEFFDF5A7F1--9798217273072\u0026amp;cjevent=4a2affbf03b211f182e200930a1ebadf\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBooks A Million\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Bookshop\" href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/p\/books\/the-official-dumpster-fire-coloring-book-truck-torrence\/e5c76d9a0eedc972?ean=9798217273072\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBookshop.org\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Hudson Booksellers\" href=\"https:\/\/hudsonbooksellers.com\/book\/9798217273072\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eHudson Booksellers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Powells\" href=\"https:\/\/www.powells.com\/book\/the-official-dumpster-fire-coloring-book-9798217273072\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePowell's\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Target\" href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/the-official-dumpster-fire-coloring-book-by-truck-torrence-paperback\/-\/A-1006040693\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTarget\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Ten Speed Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53226930274672,"sku":"BK-001","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1133\/3328\/files\/81KiSQ2El5L._SL1500.jpg?v=1770139315"},{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-anti-affirmation-deck","title":"Dumpster Fire Anti-Affirmation Deck","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"a-spacing-none a-text-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"productSubtitle\" class=\"a-size-medium a-color-secondary celwidget\" data-csa-c-id=\"9j48vb-task92-7n6euv-25zd62\" data-cel-widget=\"productSubtitle\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003ePre-Order for release October 6, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-medium a-color-secondary celwidget\" data-csa-c-id=\"9j48vb-task92-7n6euv-25zd62\" data-cel-widget=\"productSubtitle\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThis item is a pre-order and will ship on or around the estimated ship date listed above. If your order includes both pre-order and in-stock items, everything will ship together when the pre-order is ready. Want in-stock items sooner? Please place a separate order. For full details, see our \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Shipping Policy\" href=\"https:\/\/100soft.shop\/policies\/shipping-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis deck of 52 cards will remind you that there is a light at the end of the tunnel... but it's a Dumpster Fire! These anti-affirmations are packaged in a sturdy, keepsake box modeled after the iconic and adorable Dumpster Fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis papercraft Dumpster Fire contains 52 displayable anti-affirmation cards and serves as a testament to the universal truth that inner peace is a myth and the void awaits us all. 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