Has quarantine done your love life dirty? No more 6-ft apart outdoor dates with masks on, the Dumpster Fire 2021 Valentine's Day Edition will always be your partner in trash.
Limited edition, cast in translucent pink vinyl and filled with mean candy hearts*, features hot pink flame which may or may not be burning your ex's belongings, idk that's up to you.
Measurements: 3.5″ x 3.5″ x 2.75″
*not actually edible or candy, please do not eat. also btw, candy hearts are gross anyway.
Limit 2 per customer