Fairy tales promised a happily ever after… but reality had other plans. The Unhappily Ever After Dumpster Fire flips the storybook ending on its head: Dumpster smiling through the flames with a Soft Pretzel Rat, proving that even when the kingdom is falling apart you can still keep the vibes immaculate. This MegaCon exclusive vinyl figure features a pearlescent finish and glittering flames.

Limited numbered edition of 600.

Available exclusively at Booth #6045!⁠ Limit one per person.⁠ $30 each.

Fairy tales promised a happily ever after… but sometimes the castle burns down instead.

Unhappily Ever After Dumpster Fire Tee. Sizes S-3XL, $30-32.

Unhappily Ever After Pretzel Rat Enamel Pin. $12, Limit one per person. 🐭✨🔥

Available exclusively at Booth #6045!⁠

The Spirit of Vengeance just possessed the Dumpster Fire.
Flaming skull. Blazing wheels. Chains. Absolute mayhem. This officially licensed vinyl figure merges Marvel’s Ghost Rider hellfire with Dumpster Fire’s cheerful collapse. Feel the burn! $30

Cute on the outside. Dead inside. This new Dead Inside Dumpster Fire vinyl figure features our favorite cheerful catastrophe with pastel flames and a tiny skeleton peeking out from the Dumpster lid... because sometimes the vibes are adorable even when the soul has fully left the building.

A perfectly cute little meltdown for anyone smiling through the existential dread. 🔥💀 $30

Dumpster Fire creator, Marvel emoji artist, and noted dipshit Truck Torrence will be doing a signing Saturday, March 21st from 1 to 2pmat our booth 6045if you want to get your stuff signed!

Visit us at our booth Saturday morning for a wristband if you want to attend the signing

• The signing line is not a buying line
• Please have your products unboxed before signing
• 10 item limit per person